I am floppy this morning. I have no espresso, and therefore, am in desperate need of jokes. Anyone know any really good jokes?
My brain feels like a fuzz ball that's been dropped in a bucket of acid, plucked out, tossed in the mud, stomped upon by zombies, dragged into the swamps, eaten by a snake, shat out into the muck, carried off by a bird and woven into a nest. Then, said nest is filled with eggs and baby birdlings and pooped upon and left to dry and freeze in the bare, gnarled limbs of winter.
Sigh. In other words... I hate being frugal and not buying iced coffee.
Words hard. Be back later when I remember how to eloquently elocute...er... do the talking. Right.